Archive for November 20th, 2011|Daily archive page

The house-cleaning gnomes that were supposed to come by last night never showed. I want a refund on the deposit, but the tiny paperwork…

@ironsoap November 20, 2011 at 08:12AM

These seats suck. NOT THAT I CARE. Somehow I feel I must emphasize this, in deference to my man credentials.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:59PM

Also, she left me alone in the line for Twilight to hit up the concession stand, so I’m pretty sure we’re even.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:44PM

Somehow I managed to spoil the movie for @DixieGirl. I feel bad that she’s upset, but she’s really funny when she’s annoyed.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:43PM

My inability to do math has compromised date night.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:01PM