Archive for November 7th, 2011|Daily archive page

Fell asleep trying to lift the coffee cup from my desk to take a drink. The burning sensation on my crotch succeeded in waking me up.

@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 01:46PM

All these paper cups smell like wet dog. Is this some kind of environmental initiative or something?

@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 12:49PM

“@StumpWoodley: This Conrad Murray verdict is going to be a Thriller.” Well, that joke got made.

@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 12:05PM

Sudden outburst of laughter from @sillielyd nearly stopped my heart. This tells you how eerily silent our wing of the building usually is.

@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 11:53AM