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What? Oh, this? This is my “guy who punches people in the head for asking a new question before I answered the last one” costume.

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 03:59PM

Using derogatory slurs is a pretty sure way to get me to unfollow. Because it’s a FAQ.

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 02:17PM

Yes! Change the name of our group! THAT will suddenly make us competitive and relevant. #thisisyahoo

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 01:39PM

Where “trick” equals doing everyone else’s work for a day and “treat” equals a florescent light fixture falling on my head.

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 01:31PM

RT @8bitartist: Radio stations are getting in the Halloween spirit, playing songs like Thriller, Dead Man’s Party, and anything by Jessi …

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 11:52AM

I’m sure I’m over-geeking it, but why would Spider-man need a car?

from Instagram: http://instagr.am/p/R_QS0/

RT @BenKuchera: I wish we didn’t think you needed to be broken or self destructive to write or create music.

@ironsoap October 29, 2011 at 09:07AM

In retrospect, she was probably inviting me to her Halloween paRty. I thought I heard an ‘N’ there. That might have changed my reply.

@ironsoap October 28, 2011 at 02:22PM

Really, cafeteria staff? Jersey Shore in the break room? While people are trying to eat? #thisisyahoo #desklunch

@ironsoap October 28, 2011 at 11:51AM

Only now we get freaked out by a mildly famous person in a snowboard accident as opposed to Martian invasion, so apologies to the 1930s.

@ironsoap October 28, 2011 at 11:45AM