Archive for November 18th, 2011|Daily archive page

*one long, unbroken string of expletives*

@ironsoap November 18, 2011 at 03:04PM

RT @capricecrane: If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn’t have couches at t …

@ironsoap November 18, 2011 at 10:02AM

I can’t believe I forgot to bring a backup book.

@ironsoap November 17, 2011 at 04:49PM

This red-eyed squirrel is following me and being all shifty. So when my body is discovered decomposing in a tree, you know who to question.

@ironsoap November 17, 2011 at 04:12PM