Archive for November 15th, 2011|Daily archive page

Need legal advice. Is it legally binding to put in my will a request for conspiracy theorists postulate wildly about me after I’m gone?

@ironsoap November 15, 2011 at 12:37PM

Some day, I’m going to make it all the way through without a single cup of coffee. Today ain’t it.

@ironsoap November 15, 2011 at 11:19AM

You guys. Help. I forgot how to waste time at work.

@ironsoap November 15, 2011 at 09:09AM

You know, bullets are so much more efficient than this.

@ironsoap November 14, 2011 at 10:18PM

Mandatory 9:00 pm meeting. Aren’t these a violation of the Geneva Conventions?

@ironsoap November 14, 2011 at 09:25PM