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Callie: [yells something semi-distinguishable from other room] Me: You want beets? Like the food? Or beats, like Dre? Callie: Not BEETS, FEETS. I want feet. Me: … Callie: Feets. Me: I still don’t know what to do with that.

from Paul Hamilton — June 30, 2013 at 03:13PM

Callie: Oh no! I lost my pen! Me: Where did you have it last? Callie: *considers* In this hand.

from Paul Hamilton — June 27, 2013 at 07:48PM

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he’s pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you’re there.
Printer: No! I’m not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He’s clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don’t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I’m turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can’t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we’ll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That’s what you always say! I hate you! I’m out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I’M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He’s hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He’ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He’s pressing everything. Oh god, I don’t know, he’s just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you’ve done!
Printer: Ha! That’s what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He’s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he’s torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

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from Like a Detuned RadioJune 25, 2013 at 12:57PM

In this panel, Supergirl is in space. In a contained vehicle. Sooo… Why is her cape doing that?

But what if my bad judgement made me pick the wrong friends?

danielkrall: Hey! Remember these guys? Duh dut duh dut dah dut…

danielkrall:

Hey! Remember these guys? Duh dut duh dut dah dut duh duh dut dahhhh!

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from Like a Detuned RadioJune 18, 2013 at 06:33PM

My Father’s Day card couldn’t wait, apparently. I was excited that it was hand-addressed this year.

Deerpkat.

Deerpkat.

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from Like a Detuned RadioJune 07, 2013 at 12:00PM

Audrey Hepburn Zombie (colour) by *Freakmo-SFX Human Flesh For…

Audrey Hepburn Zombie (colour) by *Freakmo-SFX

Human Flesh For Breakfast At Tiffany’s

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from Like a Detuned RadioJune 03, 2013 at 02:54PM

Bummin at the beach.