Archive for November, 2011|Monthly archive page
I used to see my dad watching televised sports and ask, “Who’s the bad guys; who’s the good guys?” I still prefer to think in these terms.
@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 06:04PM
RT @Jennifer_deG: I saw a toddler girl wearing a T-shirt that said “Single and Loving It!” why does such a thing even exist?
@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 05:41PM
I’m immune to your efforts to make me feel sorry for you. Unless, you know, we’re talking about your malaria.
@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 05:10PM
Fell asleep trying to lift the coffee cup from my desk to take a drink. The burning sensation on my crotch succeeded in waking me up.
@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 01:46PM
All these paper cups smell like wet dog. Is this some kind of environmental initiative or something?
@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 12:49PM
“@StumpWoodley: This Conrad Murray verdict is going to be a Thriller.” Well, that joke got made.
@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 12:05PM
Sudden outburst of laughter from @sillielyd nearly stopped my heart. This tells you how eerily silent our wing of the building usually is.
@ironsoap November 07, 2011 at 11:53AM
Procrastinated on cleaning the kitchen for the second straight day in order to finish Portal 2. Feeling like I made the right decision.
@ironsoap November 05, 2011 at 06:39PM