Archive for November, 2011|Monthly archive page

You know, bullets are so much more efficient than this.

@ironsoap November 14, 2011 at 10:18PM

Mandatory 9:00 pm meeting. Aren’t these a violation of the Geneva Conventions?

@ironsoap November 14, 2011 at 09:25PM

And THAT, dear friends, is why we file change requests when touching the production machines. #ihavethedumb

@ironsoap November 14, 2011 at 11:57AM

Yep. http://t.co/WTNahnFG

@ironsoap November 14, 2011 at 08:22AM

Nik: Callie, are you hungry? Callie: No! Nik: Fine, but daddy and I are eating. Callie: Eat! Eat! Eat! Nik: Wait, you do want food? Callie: No! *laughs hysterically* Nik: I hate this game.

Paul Hamilton November 12, 2011 at 09:43PM

Attention gentlemen: Giving yourself a thumbs up in the restroom mirror is not “basically the same” as washing your hands.

@ironsoap November 11, 2011 at 08:21PM

Ball pit FTW

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Sandy toes

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I hate this cat like racism.

@ironsoap November 10, 2011 at 12:47PM

Oh THAT’S where unicorns come from. Thanks, @atomicrocket. #wtf #brainbleach #stat

@ironsoap November 10, 2011 at 08:59AM