Archive for November, 2011|Monthly archive page
People who say,”It’s just like riding a bike” when referring to anything other than an exercise cycle don’t seem to understand analogies.
@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 02:51PM
RT @JoelStraley: “I desire the things which will destroy me in the end” – Sylvia Plath. I guess all she wanted was a new stove.
@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 11:27AM
If congress is looking for quick ways to boost their approval rating, they could start by outlawing DVD cases with those little lock tabs.
@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 11:08AM
The house-cleaning gnomes that were supposed to come by last night never showed. I want a refund on the deposit, but the tiny paperwork…
@ironsoap November 20, 2011 at 08:12AM
These seats suck. NOT THAT I CARE. Somehow I feel I must emphasize this, in deference to my man credentials.
@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:59PM
Also, she left me alone in the line for Twilight to hit up the concession stand, so I’m pretty sure we’re even.
@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:44PM
Somehow I managed to spoil the movie for @DixieGirl. I feel bad that she’s upset, but she’s really funny when she’s annoyed.
@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:43PM