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People who say,”It’s just like riding a bike” when referring to anything other than an exercise cycle don’t seem to understand analogies.

@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 02:51PM

RT @JoelStraley: “I desire the things which will destroy me in the end” – Sylvia Plath. I guess all she wanted was a new stove.

@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 11:27AM

If congress is looking for quick ways to boost their approval rating, they could start by outlawing DVD cases with those little lock tabs.

@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 11:08AM

The house-cleaning gnomes that were supposed to come by last night never showed. I want a refund on the deposit, but the tiny paperwork…

@ironsoap November 20, 2011 at 08:12AM

These seats suck. NOT THAT I CARE. Somehow I feel I must emphasize this, in deference to my man credentials.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:59PM

Also, she left me alone in the line for Twilight to hit up the concession stand, so I’m pretty sure we’re even.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:44PM

Somehow I managed to spoil the movie for @DixieGirl. I feel bad that she’s upset, but she’s really funny when she’s annoyed.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:43PM

My inability to do math has compromised date night.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 08:01PM

At the hockey rink, to play rather than watch. Not sure if that makes me awesome or stupid. Right now leaning toward awesomely stupid.

@ironsoap November 19, 2011 at 01:24PM

*one long, unbroken string of expletives*

@ironsoap November 18, 2011 at 03:04PM