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Just pulled a broken sink stopper up with a novelty window toy’s suction cup. I will now respond only to MacGyver for the rest of the day.

Posted January 1, 2012
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@ironsoap — January 01, 2012 at 12:54PM

Twitter on New Year’s Eve is like showing up really late to a party where everyone is already drunk and laughing about earlier stuff.

Posted January 1, 2012
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@ironsoap — January 01, 2012 at 01:43AM

Callie: *crying because our rough housing ended in an injured back* Nikki: Aw, sweetie! You know what fixes hurts? Callie: No. Nikki: Chocolate. Callie: (Dramatically) Mama, my back huuuurts! Me: That worked.

Posted January 1, 2012
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from Paul Hamilton — December 31, 2011 at 06:21PM