Nikki: Hey! Wipe in the bathroom! That’s what it’s for! Callie: *meanders into living room, naked and holding a wad of TP* Nikki: Dude! The bathroom! Callie: Did you have to tell me twice? Nikki: Yes. You can count but you can’t listen. Callie: Huh? Nikki: Exactly.

from Paul Hamilton — May 08, 2013 at 08:06PM