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I’d feel bad for this bird that’s trapped in the cafeteria, but he keeps eyeballing me like he’s calculating drop trajectories.

@ironsoapAugust 13, 2012 at 10:47AM

Hey everyone who puts “-ME” at the end of some pithy statement: Attribution is necessary only when you aren’t the speaker. Stop doing that.

@ironsoapAugust 13, 2012 at 10:36AM