Posted August 15, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Can someone explain the janky half of the English Muffin? Has technology not advanced enough for us to cut them directly in half?
Posted August 13, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on I’d feel bad for this bird that’s trapped in the cafeteria, but he keeps eyeballing me like he’s calculating drop trajectories.
Posted August 13, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Hey everyone who puts “-ME” at the end of some pithy statement: Attribution is necessary only when you aren’t the speaker. Stop doing that.
