Posted August 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Recalling having enough hair to headbang. Also when I wasn’t old and could do it. And mosh pits. I’m too old for metal.
Posted August 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on My megamix playlist just did Chopin’s “Mazurka No. in A Minor” followed by White Zombie’s “Thrust!” so I’m headbanging through the tears.
Posted August 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on If a hip-hop artist dedicates a song to someone, do they say, “I rapped you a present”? (the preceding bad pun not endorsed by @DixieGirl)
Posted August 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on In conclusion, she says, “It’s not easy to do. But I could do it because—hey I want to color with crayons.”
Posted August 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on 3 year-old schooling me on swimming in a pool without water: “You’d put on your swimming suit and a Batman shirt and sit with the iPad.”
Posted August 23, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Workers are here to finally de-quarantine our closet. Prospect of not having all our clothes lying in piles around the house has wife giddy.
Posted August 23, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on I like the new Microsoft logo. It really captures the mind-numblingly (it’s a word) dull nature of the company itself. http://t.co/RdHK6qHz
Posted August 22, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on .@ToddAkin I would contribute, but when I try to legitimately donate, my body shuts down.