Archive for August, 2012|Monthly archive page

Recalling having enough hair to headbang. Also when I wasn’t old and could do it. And mosh pits. I’m too old for metal.

@ironsoapAugust 24, 2012 at 11:37AM

My megamix playlist just did Chopin’s “Mazurka No. in A Minor” followed by White Zombie’s “Thrust!” so I’m headbanging through the tears.

@ironsoapAugust 24, 2012 at 11:33AM

If a hip-hop artist dedicates a song to someone, do they say, “I rapped you a present”? (the preceding bad pun not endorsed by @DixieGirl)

@ironsoapAugust 23, 2012 at 08:25PM

In conclusion, she says, “It’s not easy to do. But I could do it because—hey I want to color with crayons.”

@ironsoapAugust 23, 2012 at 05:46PM

3 year-old schooling me on swimming in a pool without water: “You’d put on your swimming suit and a Batman shirt and sit with the iPad.”

@ironsoapAugust 23, 2012 at 05:44PM

Workers are here to finally de-quarantine our closet. Prospect of not having all our clothes lying in piles around the house has wife giddy.

@ironsoapAugust 23, 2012 at 04:39PM

Attack chalk!

@ironsoapAugust 23, 2012 at 03:24PM

I like the new Microsoft logo. It really captures the mind-numblingly (it’s a word) dull nature of the company itself. http://t.co/RdHK6qHz

@ironsoapAugust 23, 2012 at 03:22PM

Just watching.

from InstagramAugust 22, 2012 at 09:14PM

.@ToddAkin I would contribute, but when I try to legitimately donate, my body shuts down.

@ironsoapAugust 21, 2012 at 07:32PM