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Motion to create a synonym for “booger” with the term “nasal vector.” All in favor, say aye.

Posted May 18, 2012
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@ironsoap — May 18, 2012 at 01:28PM

My two year-old just told me, “whatever,” with the full eyelid flutter and sardonic intonation and everything. And then I hung myself.

Posted May 18, 2012
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@ironsoap — May 17, 2012 at 08:46PM