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Thank me later. http://t.co/FBtwfZGp

@ironsoap December 01, 2011 at 02:46PM

ADVERBS. Amirite?

@ironsoap December 01, 2011 at 02:33AM

I’m awake right now. I was going to say, “seriously,” but that would be very inaccurate. Let’s go with “churlishly.”

@ironsoap December 01, 2011 at 02:33AM

Nikki: “Toddlerhood is like one giant Opposite Day.”

Paul Hamilton November 30, 2011 at 06:29PM

Mopping is a conspiracy to continually sell you ever more elaborate and comical-looking devices, none of which do a single productive thing.

@ironsoap November 30, 2011 at 06:27PM