Archive for October 14th, 2011|Daily archive page

Alarm: Disable. Calendar: Decline all. Email: Mark all read; deactivate. Phone: Silent mode; drop to voicemail. Yep, it’s vacation time.

@ironsoap October 14, 2011 at 08:16AM

Hello, Kohl’s? Yeah, could you expand your toy section? It only entertained my daughter for like four, five minutes, tops. Yes, I’ll hold.

@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 08:58PM