Archive for October, 2011|Monthly archive page

Anniversary dinner

from Instagram: http://instagr.am/p/QcxQO/

Headed to the beach to celebrate 12 years of marriage to @DixieGirl.

@ironsoap October 16, 2011 at 02:48PM

Alarm: Disable. Calendar: Decline all. Email: Mark all read; deactivate. Phone: Silent mode; drop to voicemail. Yep, it’s vacation time.

@ironsoap October 14, 2011 at 08:16AM

Hello, Kohl’s? Yeah, could you expand your toy section? It only entertained my daughter for like four, five minutes, tops. Yes, I’ll hold.

@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 08:58PM

I keep collecting these mugs like some superstar Oktoberfest devotee and then I never get to go.

@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 03:23PM

I have a newfound respect and sympathy for homeowners. In related news, I have a face-shaped impression in the palm of my hand.

@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 01:29PM

RT @preschoolgems: "It’s kind of a wonky day."

@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 10:22AM

Dennis Ritchie has passed away. His contribution to computing (Unix, C) is quietly comparable to that of Steve Jobs. http://t.co/Q3XYofdO

@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 09:39AM

Callie: Mine! Nik: No, sweetie, this is Daddy’s apple for his lunch. Callie: Oh. Nik: But there’s one apple left, I can give it to you for your lunch tomorrow, okay? Callie: For ME!? Nik: Yeah, for you! Callie: HAPPY! *does a dance*

Paul Hamilton October 13, 2011 at 12:35AM

If this PG&E guy leaves the screen door open one more time I’m going to go FULL MOM on him: Birth, barns, bitter disappointment, the works.

@ironsoap October 12, 2011 at 04:17PM