Archive for October, 2011|Monthly archive page

When I see people getting worked up over public breast feeding, I always interpret their arguments as, "I struggle to control my gaze."

@ironsoap October 19, 2011 at 05:10PM

I like to play a game of chicken where I see how long I can go in the morning without coffee before my boss catches me asleep on my keyboard

@ironsoap October 19, 2011 at 09:31AM

Whenever a store has two entrances and they close one at a certain time, I get resentful that they’re forcing me to conform.

@ironsoap October 18, 2011 at 09:17PM

"Way to be cool, *tree*." ( @DixieGirl )

@ironsoap October 18, 2011 at 07:18PM

Teaching my daughter the beauty of the air guitar.

@ironsoap October 18, 2011 at 01:35PM

RT @Mxrk: @ironsoap look buddy, i just get paid to open em and walk in. What happens after that is anybody’s guess.

@ironsoap October 18, 2011 at 12:54PM

I guess it’s just a universal in-home service technician thing to not close doors.

@ironsoap October 18, 2011 at 11:58AM

By gum, I am going to finish at least one of these books I was hoping to read on vacation.

@ironsoap October 18, 2011 at 08:01AM

Halloween Picture Magnet

from Instagram: http://instagr.am/p/Qja1I/

Just barely avoiding a forcible removal from this restaurant, now empty, which technically closed its doors an hour ago.

@ironsoap October 16, 2011 at 10:37PM