Archive for October, 2011|Monthly archive page

The conundrum: Awkwardness between the cat and I or having my daughter awake until 02:00. Again.

@ironsoap October 24, 2011 at 10:03PM

Seriously considering the cat’s litter box as a viable alternative to opening the door and potentially disrupting the toddler’s bedtime.

@ironsoap October 24, 2011 at 10:01PM

The use of "hm" vs. "hrm" is subtle enough that I’m almost tempted to check and see if anyone’s written usage guidelines. Almost.

@ironsoap October 24, 2011 at 09:17PM

I know of two types of good books: Those you can’t wait to finish to see how they end, and those you hope will never end at all.

@ironsoap October 24, 2011 at 01:09PM

Am I missing something or is green tea supposed to be this boring?

@ironsoap October 24, 2011 at 11:59AM

I feel very undressed when I’m not wearing an undershirt.

@ironsoap October 24, 2011 at 10:52AM

Patiently waiting

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Trying to explain future events to a toddler is like trying to explain religious prophecy to an amnesic atheist. #repetition #disbelief

@ironsoap October 22, 2011 at 05:23PM

Callie: (Observing me as I change my shirt) *points to my chest* Daddy, what this? Me: That’s daddy’s chest. Callie: Oh. Boobies? Me: Uh, what? I.. Uh, I guess so? Callie: Mama has boobies! Me: *struggling not to laugh* I’m not sure I like where this conversation is going, but yes, I suppose so. Callie: Dada boobies, too! Me: Thanks, kid.

Paul Hamilton October 22, 2011 at 01:39PM

Photography is not a crime

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