Archive for October, 2011|Monthly archive page
110%: Reference point for people who don’t understand percentages. And nothing else, ever.
@ironsoap October 26, 2011 at 03:18PM
That’s it. You guys did it. You made every single possible "Keep Calm and XXX" joke. I hope you’re proud.
@ironsoap October 26, 2011 at 02:03PM
RT @Mike_FTW: Ron Swanson Halloween Mask http://t.co/4FWcEypb via @mlkshk
@ironsoap October 26, 2011 at 10:59AM
Failing to come up with an example of a person claiming to "tell it like it is" who wasn’t actually just telling it like they wish it was.
@ironsoap October 26, 2011 at 07:41AM
Just did the full on syringe/vial injection administration on @DixieGirl. Felt creepy to intentionally hurt her in order to help her.
@ironsoap October 25, 2011 at 09:24PM
Creepy mushrooms
from Instagram: http://instagr.am/p/Rd5qs/
Don’t ask the guy with the long bug queue when he’s going to finally finish that task you only emailed him about. Hint: It doesn’t exist.
@ironsoap October 25, 2011 at 03:35PM
The knowledge that eventually the question will be extinct makes it heartbreaking to resist when my daughter asks, "Dada? Play ‘iff me?"
@ironsoap October 25, 2011 at 12:51PM