Archive for October, 2011|Monthly archive page

No one is capable of sounding sophisticated while saying the word "rodeo."

@ironsoap October 02, 2011 at 09:53AM

Is there a less sexy experience than purchasing major appliances from Sears?

@ironsoap October 01, 2011 at 07:55PM

I’ll just leave this here: http://t.co/JbW4Yh90

@ironsoap October 01, 2011 at 05:39PM

Woe to those who dare wake my daughter before she’s good and ready.

Paul Hamilton October 01, 2011 at 10:57AM

Don’t worry about it. I’m just mad because I can’t grow a full head of hair.

@ironsoap October 01, 2011 at 08:57AM

I can hear him laughing, that is. …Aaaaand now Depeche Mode is stuck in my head.

@ironsoap September 30, 2011 at 11:33PM

Whatever my neighbor is watching must be hilarious because I can hear him from across the way, through closed doors and windows.

@ironsoap September 30, 2011 at 11:32PM

Breakfast for dinner: actually kind of a staple meal in our house.

@ironsoap September 30, 2011 at 07:14PM