I like Twitter because you guys talk about coffee often enough to remind me to take a sip so mine doesn’t get cold.
@ironsoap December 02, 2011 at 09:03AM
Thanks, random Target trivia purveyor. You kind of made my day.
from Instagram: http://instagr.am/p/W3BHG/
I’m awake right now. I was going to say, “seriously,” but that would be very inaccurate. Let’s go with “churlishly.”
@ironsoap December 01, 2011 at 02:33AM
Nikki: “Toddlerhood is like one giant Opposite Day.”
Paul Hamilton November 30, 2011 at 06:29PM
Mopping is a conspiracy to continually sell you ever more elaborate and comical-looking devices, none of which do a single productive thing.
@ironsoap November 30, 2011 at 06:27PM
RT @jasonmustian: Of course I can recall the most famous reindeer of all: He’s the most famous reindeer.
@ironsoap November 30, 2011 at 03:16PM