Rocking headphones while daughter watches Yo Gabba Gabba. Cannibal Corpse came on and synced up perfectly. Now I’m scared.

@ironsoapSeptember 05, 2012 at 04:48PM

Then again, a co-worker broke his arm getting out of his car with his lunch, so all things considered my day at work has been pretty great.

@ironsoapSeptember 05, 2012 at 04:05PM

Interrupt request for me to install software on a server for a specific task. An hour of dependency hell later, he used another box. #argh

@ironsoapSeptember 05, 2012 at 04:00PM

Hey birds walking around everywhere: let’s show a little gumption, hm?

@ironsoapSeptember 03, 2012 at 04:12PM

RT @TheThomason: Hope Obama finally answers my question: isn’t it weird that both Frasier and Night Court had strong female characters named Roz?

@ironsoapSeptember 01, 2012 at 02:29PM

All aboard! @ Central Park http://t.co/5IbjUd7T

@ironsoapSeptember 01, 2012 at 12:30PM

All aboard!

from InstagramSeptember 01, 2012 at 12:29PM

3 year-old calls from backseat: “I found a big booger for you guys.” My day is complete?

@ironsoapSeptember 01, 2012 at 11:51AM

*Yaaaaaawn*

from InstagramAugust 31, 2012 at 07:55PM

Listen humans: if you don’t want people to eavesdrop on you, don’t be interesting and/or weird in public.

@ironsoapAugust 31, 2012 at 06:32PM