End the Patriot Act http://t.co/I7xJidp2

@ironsoap September 23, 2011 at 12:56PM

RT @Jennifer_deG: @ironsoap To be yelled while fleeing the office for lunch/to go home when your colleagues want to ask you just "one mo …

@ironsoap September 23, 2011 at 10:08AM

How can we incorporate yelling "Ollie Ollie Oxen Free" more often into our daily routines? Serious question.

@ironsoap September 23, 2011 at 10:06AM

I can control it in my speech, but I will always read the word ‘sew’ in my head as ‘sue.’ Which makes me immune to your written puns.

@ironsoap September 23, 2011 at 09:12AM

Water sculpture

from Instagram: http://instagr.am/p/N3fln/

I need @ifttt to support more than five tasks to do what I want, or at least allow for conditional OR statements. (i.e. IF $x OR $y THEN $z)

@ironsoap September 22, 2011 at 12:35PM