Archive for September, 2012|Monthly archive page

09:11 – Experiment complete. Elapsed time to consume an entire box of Fruity Pebbles: 08:22:13. 09:14 – Resume updated to reflect new data.

@ironsoapSeptember 19, 2012 at 09:20AM

Why does the new Robocop look like one of the generic cyborg/clone/android foot soldiers in every other SF movie? http://t.co/nqD9yBbw

@ironsoapSeptember 17, 2012 at 11:05AM

C’mon Y, pick a team already. Consonant or vowel. It’s not like you’re choosing a college major here, geez.

@ironsoapSeptember 17, 2012 at 10:00AM

I cleaned the patio today so I guess the Mayans were right after all.

@ironsoapSeptember 16, 2012 at 07:09PM

Cats always look at you like *you’re* the weird one.

@ironsoapSeptember 16, 2012 at 03:50PM

I guess it’s good I’m not really a people person?

from InstagramSeptember 15, 2012 at 10:25AM

Wait, what? Roguelike space sim? Cross-platform? Sorry, I’m still half-asleep, but if this isn’t a dream… http://t.co/gMTDe96d

@ironsoapSeptember 14, 2012 at 09:16AM

I like how “Hush Little Baby” reinforces the notion that I will buy my daughter anything to bribe her to sleep, including farm animals.

@ironsoapSeptember 13, 2012 at 08:30PM

Dissappointed this @sesamestreet potty training video doesn’t include a version of “Elmo’s World” about flushing called “Elmo’s Swirl.”

@ironsoapSeptember 13, 2012 at 03:52PM

Beret is a verb now. Tell your friends (except @atomicrocket, he already knows).

@ironsoapSeptember 13, 2012 at 01:41PM