Posted March 30, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on New names for the cat: Puke Sywalker. Thro & Yuke Duke. Barf Simpson. Yak Skellington. Hork & Mindy. Spewt Gingrich. Rick Santorum.
Posted March 30, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on RT @AnnKingman: Hey @goodreads, I need shelf for DNF. I know I can create, but I still need to choose a “main” shelf which is Read, Now …
Posted March 26, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on RT @rare_basement: oh no a teenager might have smoked a weed!! let’s talk about this like it somehow justifies him being BRUTALLY MURDERED
Posted March 26, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on My daughter pronounces every word she knows that contains two consecutive o’s as if it had an ümlat: food = fewd, poop = pewp, etc.
Posted March 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on OH: “Dude, that was crazy. People were soo drunk. They were dancing up on the bar! And this was a *church* function!”
Posted March 16, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Little known fact about octopuses: It seems like they’d be pretty good typists with all those arms, but they’re totally hunt-and-peckers.