Posted May 2, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on I appreciate when IM spammers use terms of endearment in their msgs so I know to block them right away. No one from work says “hey cutie!”
Posted April 29, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Going for the parenting achievement, “Survived Inane Children’s Concert.” also doing it in hard mode: sober.
Posted April 20, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Dear IT Departments of the World: Rebooting doesn’t always solve all the problems. I promise.
Posted April 10, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on “Being global does not mean being everywhere in the world.” Oh? I kinda assumed that was EXACTLY what it meant. #yahoo
Posted April 10, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Waiting for the big Yahoo all hands to start. Taking over/unders on how often the words “growth,” “health,” and “forward” are uttered.
Posted April 4, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on You know you’re old when they remake a movie you think of as fairly recent and then realize it’s 22 years old. #totalrecall
Posted April 3, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on RT @StumpWoodley: The guy that designed Captain Crunch is the same guy that designed dental X-ray bite wings.