Posted August 9, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Dude, it’s a mailing list un-subscription, not a divorce. You’re just embarrassing yourself. Seriously, stop begging. You’re making a scene.
Posted August 9, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on The coffee isn’t cutting it today. Going to just hire a guy to stand behind my chair all day and flick my ear at random intervals.
Posted August 4, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Hard to believe my daughter turns three today. She’s like this actual, wonderful, funny little person now. And now the festivities begin.
Posted August 3, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on There’s a better turnout for this meeting at 16:30 on a Friday than most 10:00 all-hands. Apparently the secret is free beer. #yahoo
Posted August 2, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on I can’t believe how much caffeine I’ve consumed today. Unrelated, does anyone know how fast something has to vibrate to pass through matter?
Posted August 2, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Just saw a Prius back straight into a police SUV. The cop came over and said, “What happened?” Dude’s reply: “I hit something.” #youdontsay
Posted July 31, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Just when you thought it was safe to use “Just when you thought…” as your lead-in, I came and smacked you upside the head. Stop that.
Posted July 31, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Really? Bob Marley? Somehow I don’t think “I Shot The Sheriff” was actually the precursor to “N**** Witta Gun.” http://t.co/0Ar6W2zu