Posted August 21, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Lady who squats in the cube near mine just came by and asked if I knew where to get some chocolate cake. I’m not even sure she works here.
Posted August 20, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on RT @scalzi: Whoa, did Rep. Akin actually say his rape and pregnancy remarks were “ill-conceived”? That’s like an extra level of linguistic facepalm.
Posted August 20, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on *opens unfinished four month-old perl script* Hmm. Mm-hm. Yeah. … Hey, anyone want to play foosball?
Posted August 20, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Hey @ToddAtkin, I have a book recommendation for you: http://t.co/Dd42P0NO Don’t worry, I took your intellect into account when choosing.
Posted August 18, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on We’re sorry: This buffet is temporarily closed. Someone poured sriracha into everything. -Management
Posted August 17, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on RT @Avengers: It’s official! On May 1, 2015, the Avengers assemble again in the sequel to @Marvel’s The #Avengers! http://t.co/H6MrKBDA Excited yet?!
Posted August 17, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on My usually adaptable daughter had a complete atomic meltdown when I dropped her off at preschool. Not sure which of us was more traumatized.