Posted August 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on In conclusion, she says, “It’s not easy to do. But I could do it because—hey I want to color with crayons.”
Posted August 24, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on 3 year-old schooling me on swimming in a pool without water: “You’d put on your swimming suit and a Batman shirt and sit with the iPad.”
Posted August 23, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Workers are here to finally de-quarantine our closet. Prospect of not having all our clothes lying in piles around the house has wife giddy.
Posted August 23, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on I like the new Microsoft logo. It really captures the mind-numblingly (it’s a word) dull nature of the company itself. http://t.co/RdHK6qHz
Posted August 22, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on .@ToddAkin I would contribute, but when I try to legitimately donate, my body shuts down.
Posted August 22, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on Thinking about getting my head chromed. Checking prices, considering logistics. It’s all very casual so far.
Posted August 21, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on RT @markleggett: Han Solo calls himself “Captain” of the Millennium Falcon, even though it only has a two-person crew. He’s basically the CEO of a startup.
Posted August 21, 2012
Filed under: Twitter | Comments Off on She’s cold calling bakeries now. Actual quote, “Do you sell, like, chocolate cakes? To, like, people?” #isthisatrickquestion