Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category
Blog Archives
Alarm: Disable. Calendar: Decline all. Email: Mark all read; deactivate. Phone: Silent mode; drop to voicemail. Yep, it’s vacation time.
@ironsoap October 14, 2011 at 08:16AM
Hello, Kohl’s? Yeah, could you expand your toy section? It only entertained my daughter for like four, five minutes, tops. Yes, I’ll hold.
@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 08:58PM
I keep collecting these mugs like some superstar Oktoberfest devotee and then I never get to go.
@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 03:23PM
I have a newfound respect and sympathy for homeowners. In related news, I have a face-shaped impression in the palm of my hand.
@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 01:29PM
Dennis Ritchie has passed away. His contribution to computing (Unix, C) is quietly comparable to that of Steve Jobs. http://t.co/Q3XYofdO
@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 09:39AM
Callie: Mine! Nik: No, sweetie, this is Daddy’s apple for his lunch. Callie: Oh. Nik: But there’s one apple left, I can give it to you for your lunch tomorrow, okay? Callie: For ME!? Nik: Yeah, for you! Callie: HAPPY! *does a dance*
Paul Hamilton October 13, 2011 at 12:35AM
If this PG&E guy leaves the screen door open one more time I’m going to go FULL MOM on him: Birth, barns, bitter disappointment, the works.
@ironsoap October 12, 2011 at 04:17PM
Dear cat: You can throw up as much as you want as long as you do it on easy-to-clean, non-porous surfaces. Deal?
@ironsoap October 12, 2011 at 03:59PM
Books, A List
I saw that in honor of World Book Night 2012, the WBN site is performing a sort of democratic top 100 books list where you choose you 10 favorite books and the votes are all tabulated to create the master list based on popularity. It’s probably nothing new, but I like that instead of “Editor’s […]
from ironSoap http://ironsoap.org/2011/10/11/books/books-a-list/