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“Dude” and “man” are not, and should not be, punctuation. Also, “holmes” should not be used, ever, unless discussing Doyle. #imguiltytoo

@ironsoap November 02, 2011 at 10:50AM

This coffee is not an efficient enough caffeine delivery mechanism. I’m looking for something more like those morphine buttons in hospitals.

@ironsoap November 02, 2011 at 09:16AM

Why in the world am I still working?

@ironsoap November 01, 2011 at 09:21PM

2 year-old daughter clapping happily along to Coldplay’s “Lost!” is helping take some of the sting out of today’s work fiascoes.

@ironsoap November 01, 2011 at 06:08PM

Thanks for making it seem like it was my fault, ace. Way to cover your own mistake at my expense.

@ironsoap November 01, 2011 at 05:18PM

RT @DeathStarPR: Even we have to admit, for a serial womanizer, drug smuggler and murderer, Han Solo could really rock a vest.

@ironsoap November 01, 2011 at 02:47PM

This episode of Blue’s Clues on in the background seems to be teaching my daughter about reggae, Macy Gray and TMBG. Pot, in other words.

@ironsoap November 01, 2011 at 11:49AM

Trick or treating was a big hit. Both for the 2-year old and for all the nice old ladies handing out bonus candy to cute toddlers.

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 09:30PM

What? Oh, this? This is my “guy who punches people in the head for asking a new question before I answered the last one” costume.

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 03:59PM

Using derogatory slurs is a pretty sure way to get me to unfollow. Because it’s a FAQ.

@ironsoap October 31, 2011 at 02:17PM