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Nicely done, but whenever I see POV video, I immediately try to figure out the twist ending. There’s always a twist. http://t.co/pMsle44Q

@ironsoap November 25, 2011 at 11:11AM

T-Mobile doesn’t seem to realize that if you say 4G too much, it sounds like “orgy.” That or I’m totally misunderstanding their product.

@ironsoap November 23, 2011 at 08:19PM

I never feel as much like a total poser as I do when someone requests a fistbump and I comply.

@ironsoap November 23, 2011 at 05:22PM

Motion to come up with a new word for “dongle,” out of respect for those of us lacking the requisite maturity to deal with VPs saying DONGLE

@ironsoap November 23, 2011 at 02:38PM

I must look like A Guy With Answers at train stations because people are forever singling me out for info. I usually advise bumper riding.

@ironsoap November 23, 2011 at 07:06AM

RT @mims: It’s not just Berkeley. Majority of Americans blamed students at Kent State for the shootings. Who knew? http://t.co/qP8ma0h9

@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 03:11PM

People who say,”It’s just like riding a bike” when referring to anything other than an exercise cycle don’t seem to understand analogies.

@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 02:51PM

RT @JoelStraley: “I desire the things which will destroy me in the end” – Sylvia Plath. I guess all she wanted was a new stove.

@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 11:27AM

If congress is looking for quick ways to boost their approval rating, they could start by outlawing DVD cases with those little lock tabs.

@ironsoap November 21, 2011 at 11:08AM