{"id":96,"date":"2011-10-14T04:02:45","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T04:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=96"},"modified":"2011-10-14T04:02:45","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T04:02:45","slug":"hello-kohls-yeah-could-you-expand-your-toy-section-it-only-entertained-my-daughter-for-like-four-five-minutes-tops-yes-ill-hold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Hello, Kohl&#8217;s? Yeah, could you expand your toy section? It only entertained my daughter for like four, five minutes, tops. Yes, I&#8217;ll hold."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/124695625894858752\">October 13, 2011 at 08:58PM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap October 13, 2011 at 08:58PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}