{"id":939,"date":"2012-03-05T17:47:35","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T17:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=939"},"modified":"2012-03-05T17:47:35","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T17:47:35","slug":"im-working-out-because-i-eat-too-much-but-working-out-makes-me-want-to-eat-everything-flips-table-and-eats-food-off-the-ground","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=939","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m working out because I eat too much, but working out makes me want to eat everything. *flips table and eats food off the ground*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/\">@ironsoap<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/176723433776881664\">March 05, 2012 at 09:38AM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap \u2014 March 05, 2012 at 09:38AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":940,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions\/940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}