{"id":91,"date":"2011-10-13T07:50:17","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T07:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=91"},"modified":"2011-10-13T07:50:17","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T07:50:17","slug":"callie-minenik-no-sweetie-this-is-daddys-apple-for-his-lunch-callie-oh-nik-but-theres-one-apple-left-i-can-give-it-to-you-for-your-lunch-tomorrow-okaycallie-for-menik-yeah-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Callie: Mine!\nNik: No, sweetie, this is Daddy&#8217;s apple for his lunch.\nCallie: Oh.\nNik: But there&#8217;s one apple left, I can give it to you for your lunch tomorrow, okay?\nCallie: For ME!?\nNik: Yeah, for you!\nCallie: HAPPY! *does a dance*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Hamilton October 13, 2011 at 12:35AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Hamilton October 13, 2011 at 12:35AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}