{"id":899,"date":"2012-02-27T19:30:53","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T19:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=899"},"modified":"2012-02-27T19:30:53","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T19:30:53","slug":"kisskicker-i-was-reading-dracula-a-while-back-and-decided-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=899","title":{"rendered":"kisskicker: I was reading Dracula a while back, and decided to&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/26.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m01es49iEw1qgiezco1_r1_500.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kisskicker.tumblr.com\/post\/18368281006\/i-was-reading-dracula-a-while-back-and-decided-to\">kisskicker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>I was reading Dracula a while back, and decided to do a painting of Lucy. Lucy gets a bad rap in the movies\u2014Movie Dracula is seductive, and so Lucy is a slutty slutty slut because she falls for him first and gets vampirized. In the book, Lucy is a wonderful woman, and her only real flaw is having idiot friends who are too stupid to actually protect her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Seriously, the thing reads like Van Helsing and his cohorts have some kind of memory disorder. They keep leaving the near-dead Lucy alone, and either Dracula breaks in, or the house staff freaking LETS HIM IN by opening the windows in Lucy\u2019s room and taking down all the garlic because it smells bad. This happens again and again and again. Surely, you think, surely THIS TIME Van Helsing will stop being a baby and just spend the night in the room while Lucy\u2019s suitors search for Dracula and kill him. But no, nobody does that, and so Lucy has to die. Worst vampire hunters ever.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This made me laugh. Plus, the illustration is really nice.<\/p>\n<p>#<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/ironsoap.tumblr.com\/\">Like a Detuned Radio<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/ironsoap.tumblr.com\/post\/18388716054\">February 27, 2012 at 11:17AM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kisskicker: I was reading Dracula a while back, and decided to do a painting of Lucy. Lucy gets a bad rap in the movies\u2014Movie Dracula is seductive, and so Lucy is a slutty slutty slut because she falls for him first and gets vampirized. In the book, Lucy is a wonderful woman, and her only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":900,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions\/900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}