{"id":89,"date":"2011-10-12T23:03:25","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T23:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=89"},"modified":"2011-10-12T23:03:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T23:03:25","slug":"dear-cat-you-can-throw-up-as-much-as-you-want-as-long-as-you-do-it-on-easy-to-clean-non-porous-surfaces-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Dear cat: You can throw up as much as you want as long as you do it on easy-to-clean, non-porous surfaces. Deal?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/124257931825922048\">October 12, 2011 at 03:59PM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap October 12, 2011 at 03:59PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}