{"id":61,"date":"2011-10-03T02:03:21","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T02:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=61"},"modified":"2011-10-03T02:03:21","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T02:03:21","slug":"i-swear-i-would-buy-a-dyson-vacuum-again-just-because-they-dont-have-ribbed-power-cords-wrappingribbedcords-heebiejeebies-gah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"I swear I would buy a Dyson vacuum again just because they don&#8217;t have ribbed power cords. #wrappingribbedcords #heebiejeebies #gah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/120680076047171584\">October 02, 2011 at 07:02PM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap October 02, 2011 at 07:02PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}