{"id":457,"date":"2012-01-11T17:47:39","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T17:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=457"},"modified":"2012-01-11T17:47:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T17:47:40","slug":"my-laptop-slides-down-my-propped-up-legs-moving-menacingly-closer-you-werent-thinking-of-setting-me-down-were-you-appears-onscreen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"My laptop slides down my propped-up legs, moving menacingly closer. &#8220;You weren&#8217;t thinking of setting me down, were you?&#8221; appears onscreen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/\">@ironsoap<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/157155916456804354\">January 11, 2012 at 09:44AM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap \u2014 January 11, 2012 at 09:44AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":458,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}