{"id":413,"date":"2012-01-01T02:36:04","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T02:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=413"},"modified":"2012-01-01T02:36:04","modified_gmt":"2012-01-01T02:36:04","slug":"callie-crying-because-our-rough-housing-ended-in-an-injured-back-nikki-aw-sweetie-you-know-what-fixes-hurts-callie-no-nikki-chocolate-callie-dramatically-mama-my-back-huuuurts-me-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=413","title":{"rendered":"Callie: *crying because our rough housing ended in an injured back* Nikki: Aw, sweetie! You know what fixes hurts? Callie: No. Nikki: Chocolate. Callie: (Dramatically) Mama, my back huuuurts! Me: That worked."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 December 31, 2011 at 06:21PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 December 31, 2011 at 06:21PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}