{"id":343,"date":"2011-12-13T18:34:05","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T18:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=343"},"modified":"2011-12-13T18:34:05","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T18:34:05","slug":"dude-dont-make-me-say-i-told-you-so-the-very-next-time-i-see-you-youd-better-already-be-mid-grovel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"Dude, don&#8217;t make me say &#8220;I told you so.&#8221; The very next time I see you, you&#8217;d better already be mid-grovel."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/\">@ironsoap<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/146658760134361088\">December 13, 2011 at 10:32AM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap \u2014 December 13, 2011 at 10:32AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}