{"id":304,"date":"2011-12-08T16:20:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T16:20:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=304"},"modified":"2011-12-08T16:20:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T16:20:52","slug":"sometimes-im-walking-around-work-and-everyone-is-giving-me-a-weird-look-and-i-think-oh-man-i-have-some-gnarly-stain-on-my-clothes-or-something-hanging-out-of-my-nose-so-i-go-check-a-mirror-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes I&#8217;m walking around work and everyone is giving me a weird look and I think, &#8220;Oh man, I have some gnarly stain on my clothes or something hanging out of my nose&#8221; so I go check a mirror and I&#8217;m like, &#8220;nah, I&#8217;m good.&#8221; Then I realize it must just be me and I feel pretty good that I figured it out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Hamilton December 08, 2011 at 08:11AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Hamilton December 08, 2011 at 08:11AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}