{"id":29,"date":"2011-09-27T20:03:06","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T20:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=29"},"modified":"2011-09-27T20:03:06","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T20:03:06","slug":"i-forgot-to-eat-lunch-and-now-i-have-a-meeting-in-twelve-minutes-so-when-i-die-of-starvation-please-scatter-my-ashes-over-the-internet-kthx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"I forgot to eat lunch and now I have a meeting in twelve minutes so when I die of starvation please scatter my ashes over the Internet kthx."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/118774319223545856\">September 27, 2011 at 12:49PM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap September 27, 2011 at 12:49PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}