{"id":2299,"date":"2013-09-15T03:41:30","date_gmt":"2013-09-15T03:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2299"},"modified":"2013-09-15T03:41:31","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T03:41:31","slug":"unlikely-sentences-parenthood-has-caused-me-to-utter-are-you-eating-cheetos-with-a-fork-at-least-shes-using-utensils-i-guess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2299","title":{"rendered":"Unlikely sentences parenthood has caused me to utter: &#8220;Are you eating Cheetos with a fork?&#8221; At least she&#8217;s using utensils, I guess."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 September 14, 2013 at 08:40PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 September 14, 2013 at 08:40PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2300,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299\/revisions\/2300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}