{"id":2285,"date":"2013-08-19T00:34:28","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T00:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2285"},"modified":"2013-08-19T00:34:29","modified_gmt":"2013-08-19T00:34:29","slug":"callie-do-you-know-what-a-shortcut-is-nikki-i-do-callie-no-a-shortcut-do-you-know-it-nik-yes-callie-no-you-dont-its-a-road-and-they-cut-it-but-its-not-too-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2285","title":{"rendered":"Callie: Do you know what a shortcut is? Nikki: I do. Callie: No, a shortcut. Do you know it? Nik: Yes. Callie: No you don&#8217;t! It&#8217;s a road! And they CUT it! But it&#8217;s not too bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 August 18, 2013 at 05:33PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 August 18, 2013 at 05:33PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2286,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2285\/revisions\/2286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}