{"id":2261,"date":"2013-06-30T22:14:07","date_gmt":"2013-06-30T22:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2261"},"modified":"2013-06-30T22:14:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-30T22:14:10","slug":"callie-yells-something-semi-distinguishable-from-other-room-me-you-want-beets-like-the-food-or-beats-like-dre-callie-not-beets-feets-i-want-feet-me-callie-feets-me-i-still-dont-k","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2261","title":{"rendered":"Callie: [yells something semi-distinguishable from other room] Me: You want beets? Like the food? Or beats, like Dre? Callie: Not BEETS, FEETS. I want feet. Me: &#8230; Callie: Feets. Me: I still don&#8217;t know what to do with that."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 June 30, 2013 at 03:13PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 June 30, 2013 at 03:13PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}