{"id":2248,"date":"2013-05-30T13:31:46","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T13:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2248"},"modified":"2013-05-30T13:31:47","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T13:31:47","slug":"callie-why-do-you-boss-m-me-around-me-because-right-now-im-the-boss-of-you-callie-yeah-well-see-about-that-me-teenager-much-callie-look-i-found-a-stick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2248","title":{"rendered":"Callie: Why do you boss m me around? Me: Because right now, I&#8217;m the boss of you. Callie: Yeah. We&#8217;ll see about that. Me: &#8230;Teenager much? Callie: Look! I found a stick!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 May 30, 2013 at 06:30AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 May 30, 2013 at 06:30AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}