{"id":2240,"date":"2013-05-19T17:34:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-19T17:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2240"},"modified":"2013-05-19T17:34:59","modified_gmt":"2013-05-19T17:34:59","slug":"me-i-dunno-i-still-want-the-blueberry-pancakes-but-i-should-probably-just-get-a-fruit-bowl-and-coffee-i-need-to-reign-it-in-nikki-phhhbbbbbbtt-me-you-make-a-convincing-argument","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2240","title":{"rendered":"Me: I dunno, I still want the blueberry pancakes, but I should probably just get a fruit bowl and coffee. I need to reign it in. Nikki: Phhhbbbbbbtt. Me: You make a convincing argument."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 May 19, 2013 at 10:34AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 May 19, 2013 at 10:34AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}